Father's Day

Devil Dad

Two young boys were walking home from Sunday school and sharing their reflections on the lesson. They had been studying the temptation of Christ in the wilderness. 

Little Peter said to his friend John. "Do you believe that stuff about the devil? Do you think there really is a devil?" John looked at him and said, "Naah - it's just like Santa Claus - it's your dad."

Practical Gift for Dad

Dad suggested that the family get him a gift that the whole family could get something out of. 

So they did. They bought Dad a new wallet.

Pastor Dad

The minister's little daughter was sent to bed with a stomach-ache and missed her usual romp with her daddy. A few minutes later she appeared at the top of the stairs and called to her mother, "Mama, let me talk with Daddy." 

"No, my dear, not tonight. Get back in bed."

"Please, Mama."

"I said, no. That's final."

"Mother, I'm a very sick woman and I must see my pastor at once."